The Ten Word Film Review PAPERBACK!

I was starting to think I would never see the day. But eventually, with a simple piece of renumbering, Amazon accepted the artwork for the book and have printed some. And I have to say, I’m really very pleased with them:

I certainly think they are worth the meagre £5.99 being asked for them. After all, what can you get for £5.99 these days? Let’s see:

A month of Disney Plus – well, fine, but after a month it’s done, and once you’ve bought The Ten Word Film Review Book it will last you a lifetime!*

An Oriental Fan Kit from Scary Mary Cards. Each to their own.

A nine piece bucket from KFC. There are many things I like about this article from The Mirror’s online site. One, “This article contains affiliate links, we may receive a commission on any sales we generate from it.” No, really? Two, the headline makes it sound like it’s got nothing to do with chicken, it’s just a nine piece 3D puzzle of a bucket. Three, “KFC have spontaneously decided to bring back their beloved Chicken Tuesdays”. Spontaneously, I’ll have you know. KFC don’t bow to peer pressure, they don’t go with a timetable, when the mood takes them they will just bring back their beloved Chicken Tuesdays whether you like it or not. And four, if Tuesdays are Chicken Tuesdays, what are every other day at KFC?

Anything from the full range of Chrome! I’m not quite sure what the full range of Chrome constitutes, but it’s clearly something to do with motorised vehicles, and I know people get very excited about those. Each, as they say at Scary Mary Cards, to their own.

A Marshmello Helmet Phone Case. “Fan of Marshmello?”, they want to know. Which of us can honestly say we are not? I particularly enjoy him smothered in hot chocolate.

So, as you can see, £5.99 for The Ten Word Film Review Book is an absolute bargain and I strongly advise you to buy one for everybody you know.

* Terms and conditions apply. Lifetime guarantee depends on how long you live, and what you use it for.

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